Seems like just last week that wrote a post making fun of Michael Avenatti for wanting to run for president. Oops it was actually this week, and I think that presidential ambition is now permanently on hold. Turns out the Creepy Porn Lawyer has been arrested for felony domestic violence for allegedly beating on his estranged wife. [UPDATE: Later stories say woman is unidentified but apparently not the wife.] According to TMZ, Avenatti is currently in jail. Maybe he will have time to make amends to President Trump, Tucker Carlson, Stormy Daniels and of course his alleged victim for the damage he has attempted to do to them. Not to mention to plot out a different future that doesn’t take him to the Oval Office!