WTH! Never Trump National Review now goes Never Bacon

Every day I scan the headlines to find the most outrageous, the most ridiculous or the most newsworthy items that may deserve comment from yours truly.

Sometimes, I’ll have to look quite a while and nothing seems worth writing about. Other times a story will scream so loud at me that I have to put in earplugs.

Such is the case today with a story from National Review titled “Bacon Isn’t Even That Good.”

Admittedly this is a website that in recent years has prided itself on being wrong about almost everything, especially its rabid hatred of President Trump for actually fighting for a conservative agenda at the same time he pokes liberals, RINOs and pontificating phonies in the eye. (I get the feeling that Jonah Goldberg and the NRO Never Trumpers have no favorite among the Three Stooges, but especially not Moe the eye poker.)

Anyway, you can imagine my surprise when I read the anti-bacon screed by Katherine Timpf. I’ll admit I had never heard of her before, so give her credit for drawing attention to herself with a crazy-ish headline. For a while, I even thought her column might be satire in the manner of Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal,” but if so, who is her intended audience –the three people who don’t like the greasy, sticky essence of pig on a plate? Or the Never Trumpers who think anything normal people like must by definition be deplorable?

I have no answer, but as I read her essay I became convinced that you could substitute Trump’s name wherever she castigates bacon, and you would get pretty much the same intended effect. Try it, with these quotes, slightly amended to convert animal references to the political sphere:

  • “The weird little TRUMP fetish that our culture has developed over the past decade has gotten out of control.”
  • “I’m sorry, but there is absolutely no reason why TRUMP … should exist, let alone be so popular that [he’s] sold out” at rallies across the country!
  • “Let’s all be honest here for a second, okay — TRUMP? Not even that good. Now, I’m not saying that it’s bad. … What I’m saying is, TRUMP is fine, but … objectively not so good that we need TRUMP [spray-on tanning lotion].
  • “To me, it seems obvious that TRUMP-mania actually has nothing to do with how TRUMP tastes [talks] or smells [governs]. Rather, people like TRUMP (and insist on shouting from the social-media rooftops how much they like TRUMP) because they are trying to prove something about themselves.”

Well, you get the idea. It goes on like that for quite a bit longer. You can substitute Trump for bacon on your own in the rest of the article, and see what results you get. The funny thing is that National Review may have actually found a topic where they can offend more people than with their Trump insults. Isn’t there a T-shirt that says “Bacon is my president!”

Come to think of it, it might be interesting to read National Review articles by substituting BACON wherever it says Trump. I’m not positive but I think it might make some of the more inane political articles make sense.


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5 Replies to “WTH! Never Trump National Review now goes Never Bacon”

  1. Interesting take. Now I also am anti bacon. For a couple reasons, one is it’s terrible for you. And the keto craze seems to push bacon, bacon, bacon. There’s a lot of research out there about the harmful effects of processed Meats such as bacon, hot dogs, Meats in Frozen entrees or frozen pizza, deli meats Etc. So much so that the incidence of cancer is quite a bit higher. I remember a couple years ago people talking about hot dogs and processed Meats as being not fit for human consumption. And I agree.

    We have serious health issues exploding in this country. And people’s obsession with bacon is not helping things.

    Now here is the one that might surprise you. I am a Bible believer, and thus I do not eat bacon or anything else that God has deemed unclean. I know, I know so many believe that all that is just old, old, old law. And that you’re under a curse if you keep the law. So much misunderstanding and confusion abounds, so very sadly. God didn’t make any mistakes or retire any part of his word or any other such nonsense and he meant what he said. He meant it the first time and he meant it always. now, people are entitled to their beliefs, but I have read the scriptures very carefully and anybody who wants to debate on that matter I’m up for it. But the whole reason that I posted is because it’s atrocious for your health oh, God never intended for it to be food. Pigs have a very important purpose but it isn’t food. Pigs are part of the cleanup and sanitation just like birds of prey are and other scavengers and predators. I just thought it important for you to know I support President Trump. I don’t love everything, I have concerns about a few very important things, but overall I support him, and I am still anti bacon.

      1. Haha! Definitely not triggered. But surprised to find myself in agreement with the National Review about anyting.

  2. Mr. Miele,

    I just discovered you and your site through your recent article, Unbearable Incompetence, in RCP. I thought it was the best I’ve seen all election season.

    I hate to see incompetence in any profession, but for “professional” politicians to be so out of touch with their customers is inexcusable. Tip O’Neill must be rolling over in his grave. Their media wing is hardly any better, and is also suffering for it.

    That said, similar failings at the National Review and the Daily Standard lead me to conclude it must be at least as much a generational problem as it is an ideological one.

    I do need some spiritual guidance on bacon. If God just intended us to keep the pigs for cleaning up, footballs, incubating flu viruses, and greasing cartridges, why did He make bacon smell so darned good when it is cooking?

    I’m not proselytizing; I strongly agree, to each to his own–and I don’t want to see the price go up.

    ‘looking forward to reading more of your work,

    Jeff Dennis

    1. Hi Jeff: Thanks for checking out my website/blog. I try to post every day. You can get an alert in your inbox if you sign up with your email address. As for today’s column, it got a little out of date with the various candidates dropping out, but that’s the risk I run every week by getting a column done by Friday that runs on Monday. Anyway, I’m glad you liked it. The general premise remains accurate no matter the details: Democrats can’t be trusted to run a country.

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